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Disaster Movie out August 29th too
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Ready for a fun summer movie? Or if you’re a pessimist, a back-to-school movie? On August 29th, you can catch DISASTER MOVIE in theaters everywhere. It’s the latest spoof movie by the guys who last brought you MEET THE SPARTANS. You will laugh at the expense of the Hulk, Iron Man, Alvin and the Chipmunks, and just about anyone you saw in a movie this year.

DISASTER MOVIE features all your classic catastrophic events like world-ending asteroids, gigantic town-engulfing twisters, and never-ending earthquakes, found in your typical disaster movie. Meanwhile, a group of ridiculously attractive twenty-somethings, including the beautiful Carmen Electra and Kim Kardashian struggles to solve a series of mysteries to save our planet!

Catch DISASTER MOVIE in theaters AUGUST 29th!

—admin



College, the movie, coming to theaters August 29th
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An outrageous new comedy that follow in the classic footsteps of “Animal House,” American Pie” and “Old School,” College is the story of three high school friends (Drake Bell, Kevin Covais & Andrew Caldwell) who visit a local college campus as prospective freshman anticipating the best weekend of their lives. Once there, the rowdiest fraternity on campus, headed by womanizing jock Nick Zano, decides to recruit the boys as pledges, subjecting them to endless humiliations, in return for granting them access to the no-holds-barred college party scene.

Though forceds to put up with the humiliating and disgusting antics of the fraternity brothers, the boys still manage to meet sorority girls (haley Bennett, Camille Mana and Nathalie Walker) who mistake them for college freshman.  Now, at the though of the boys getting their women, the fraternity increases the pre-frosh humiliation and blackmails the boys by threatening to expose their underage status.

With no choice but to fight back, the three friends retaliate with a major scheme to avenge their tormentors, destroy their fraternity, and win back the hears, minds, and bodies of the sorority girls.

What began as the weekend-from-hell turns into the Best.Weekend.Ever.

—admin



Check out South Park Season Eleven on DVD
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The South Park Season 11 DVD will be available AUGUST 12th. Add all the awesome episodes of this season to your collection, with such memorable and instant classics like:

Guitar Queer-O: Stan and Kyle learn a lesson about friendship, and the price of fame, through their Guitar Hero battles.

The Imaginationland Trilogy: Stan, Kyle, and Butters find themselves in Imaginationland just as terrorists launch an attack that unleashes all of mankind’s most evil characters imaginable.

Le Petit Tourette: After seeing a kid with Tourette’s Syndrome
at the toy store, Cartman believes he’s found the magical ticket
to happiness, which allows him to say whatever he wants,
whenever he wants.

Add this gem to your DVD collection on August 12th!

—admin



More Monsters. I’m not buying this.
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—Marty D.



I think I saw this thing on the G train…Montauk Monster!
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This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is “a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island,”

Gawker reported it, then they followed up that there will be a small press conference with eyewitnesses and the photog. See that story here

Keep looking at the picture, I did and I sort of just threw up in my mouth a little. On another note, who thinks this looks like a high school mascot come to life? The Pawtucket Puffins?

—Marty D.



It’s Love. The beer isn’t good, but this song is.
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Like a bunch of car and mac ads before it, commercial songs have done a good job plucking delightful tunes from overlooked album’s.

The most recent song I had to purchase is from a silly Heineken spot, the song is called It’s Love, from Chris Knox. Enjoy!

—Marty D.



CNN wants to assemble your shelves for sex
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Reported on Gawker, CNN is polling for a story around if people have bartered services for sex. Such as ‘assembling Ikea shelves’

People have done this? I can’t believe how much sex I am currently owed! Thank goodness for all those allen wrenches!

From the poll question:

“Have you ever used casual sex (outside a committed or dating relationship) to get someone to assemble that Ikea shelving unit you just bought, help you move, do your taxes, edit your masters thesis, cut you a deal on the rent, or any other favor? Or have you seduced the UPS delivery guy/gal, contractor renovating your kitchen, or any other laborer working in your home (and perhaps even got a discount on the work they were doing in the process)? If so, I want to hear from you: did your bartering tactic work, how did you feel after the fact, and have you used sex as a bartering tool again?

I also want to hear from those who’ve had sex offered to them in exchange for a favor (even if you weren’t asked to do the favor until after the fact) or contractors, landscapers, and the like who’ve been hit on while doing a job in someones home. What was the outcome? Did you go for it? Did you do the favor or cut them a price break after the fact? Did this lead to any later headaches or did everyone come away with what they wanted?

—Marty D.



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